Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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