how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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