ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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