I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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