Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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