If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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