I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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