Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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