its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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