we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
