I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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