my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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