He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
is it fun? or sober?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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