i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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