from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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