I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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