I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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