I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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