I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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