What a fucking waste of an outfit
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
