And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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