Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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