question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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