Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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