I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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