I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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