if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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