what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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