Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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