i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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