Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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