Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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