do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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