operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Fuck appropriateness.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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