The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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