it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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