Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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