I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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