Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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