I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
