quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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