I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
two words...techno handjob
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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