we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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