We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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