Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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