butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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