yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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