On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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