And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I AM VODKA MAN
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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