so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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