just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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