My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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