You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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