i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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