You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
This house was built for laser tag.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
